OK - I've already had my say on the irrelevance of the Oscars. I'm watching for one reason only:Jackman has joked that he'll be hosting the show naked. I'm sure ratings would soar if that were actually the case. There's a reason he was voted People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" and I've just shown it to you. Damn, that man is fine! Alright. Back to our regularly scheduled programming.