Showing posts with label Gore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gore. Show all posts

Monday, October 15, 2012

Seed

Season 3 of AMC's "The Walking Dead" opens several months after the Seasson 2 finale in which the barn burned down and Hershel's farm was overrun with Walkers. Our intrepid band of survivors enter a home, taking out the Walkers inside and looking for whatever food they can find. Daryl kills and plucks an owl roosting in an upstairs bedroom while Carl finds a few canned items in the kitchen. But before they can enjoy their finds, Walkers move in and the group moves on. 

Stopping to reconnoiter, Daryl and Rick head out to hunt ("That owl didn't exactly hit the spot"), finally discovering the prison hinted at in the last episode and Rick formulates a plan. Rick, Glen, Daryl, TBone and Maggie slip inside the outer yard as the others distract the Walkers. Eventually the Walkers in the yard are all destroyed and the group spends the night in the relative safety of the yard, where Hershel suggests they could plant tomatoes, corn and soy beans. Beth and Maggie sing "Parting Glass" around the fire, while Rick formulates a plan to take over the prison as a safe refuge. It soon becomes clear that Rick and the very pregnant Lori have not overcome the problem of her baby's uncertain fatherhood and Carl has not yet forgiven his father for having to 'kill' Shane.

Elsewhere, Michonne (who has yet to be named) sneaks into a pharmacy, killing three Walkers (two with one stroke of her sword) and snatching up a packet of aspirin.

The next day, the group moves into the inner perimeter of the prison, taking out dozens of Walkers in hand-to-hand combat. Several of the Walkers are prison guards in riot gear and have to be taken out under their helmets. When Rick pulls a gas mask off of one them, it's face literally comes off with the mask, leaving a snarling, chomping skull behind. Eventually, they make their way into a cell block that is full of dead bodies, but free or Walkers. The group settles in to the cell block, though Daryl is uncomfortable sleeping in a 'cage' and Carl appears to have a crush on Beth.

Returning to the bar where she has her armless and jawless Walkers confined, Michonne delivers the aspirin to an obviously sick Andrea, who admonishes Michonne for staying to take care of her. We must assume that Andrea has some kind of flu, though it isn't made clear. Michonne asserts "We'll leave in a few days," while Andrea says "If we stay, I'll die."

In the morning, Lori is scared because the baby has stopped moving and worries that it is already dead and may rip its way out. Hershel tries to allay her fears and Rick; Hershel; TBone; Glenn; Daryl and Maggie head deeper into the prison in search of food and an infirmary. Glenn marks their way with spray-paint arrows on the walls. When they encounter a mob of Walkers and attempt to escape, Hershel is bitten on the calf and the group is forced into what appears to be the prison cafeteria. Rick finds no other way to save Hershel than to amputate his leg with an ax. 

Michonne and Andrea (and Michonne's 'pet' Walkers) head out from the bar's receiving dock, cautiously making their way through what looks like an abandoned lumber yard.

Back at the prison, where Rick has just cut off Hershel's leg, TBone notices a group of figures behind a chain-link wall, which they assume are Walkers, but who turn out to be several living survivors who are just as surprised to see them.

Filled with loads of zombies, 'Seeds' showed just how callous the group has become about taking out the Walkers. Even the formerly meek Carol and Beth have no problem stabbing Walkers in their heads. I can only imagine that the (as yet) undocumented winter have turned all of them into expert Walker killers and can't wait to find out how Michonne and Andrea have survived. And who are the people still alive in the prison? How have they survived and how will they effect and interact with the central characters? What's wrong with Andrea and how have she and Michonne bonded? And when and how will we meet 'The Governor?'

Here's a look at next week's episode, 'Sick:"



More, anon.
Prospero

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Five For & Five Against: "Final Destination 5"


Final Destination 5 has been out for a week, so I thought doing a full review was kind of silly. So instead, I thought I'd borrow once again from my buddy Sean at Just a Jeep Guy and do a quickie Five For/Five Against Review. You know the plot by now: a group of young people survive a tragic accident (this time a rather spectacular bridge collapse) thanks to a premonition from someone in the group, only to be killed one by one in a series of grisly and improbable Rube Goldbergian accidents as Death stalks them.

Five For:

1. The best opening sequence since FD2's amazing highway pileup

2. The first "real' kill sequence involving a gymnast's routine.

3. Using 3D in exactly the way it was intended to be used; cheap, B-Movie thrills.

4. Miles Fisher's hair, which like my friend George's hair, actually acts for him.

5. The best ending of all the Final Destination movies, which serves as a perfect way to end the series.

Five Against:

1. Some of the worst acting of the series (not that any of them have really good acting, but this one had some really bad acting).

2. Being subjected to P.J. Byrne's flabby, hairless, fish-belly white torso. What, they couldn't find a reason for one of the hotties to take off his shirt?

3. Courtney B. Vance once again playing a cop. Does the guy have no other characters in his repertoire?

4. Fryer oil doesn't boil immediately upon turning on the fryer.

5. The $4 surcharge for 3D. My ticket was $15.00! The theatre where we saw it was not showing it in 2D and the only other alternative was the $17.50 "3D IMAX Experience." No thanks. And for $15.00, I better be seeing an extraordinary movie. As you can imagine, I did not. Can you say "Rip Off?"

To be honest, I went in with no expectations other than gory, silly fun. And that's exactly what I got (though I'm not sure I got $15.00 worth). Those who love the series will not be disappointed., especially if they manage to pay the 2D price. *1/2 (One and a Half Out of Four Stars).



As a bonus, here's the video for Miles Fisher's new single, "New Romance," a delightfully silly tribute to both FD5 and "Saved by the Bell" (featuring most of his FD5 cast-mates).



More, anon.
Prospero

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Film with Two Names


Warning: Don't click the clips if you are at all squeamish!

Released in the U.S. as Dead Alive, director Peter Jackson's Brain Dead is probably the funniest and without a doubt, the goriest movie, ever made. If you are a movie lover (or even just an occasional fan) you know that Jackson was responsible for the most successful film trilogy of all time, The Lord of the Rings. He also made a brilliant remake of King Kong (though there are some who disagree) and his latest film, an adaptation of Alice Sebold's The Lovely Bones is due to hit theaters just in time for Oscar season.

But I'm here tonight to talk about Brain Dead/Dead Alive, which may well be my favorite horror movie of all time. Why? Well, let's just say that it is the single most over-the-top horror movie, ever. How over the top? I'll get there.

Lionel (Timothy Balme) is a young Kiwi living with his Mum in 1950's New Zealand. His Mum, Vera (Elizabeth Moody) is the over-bearing sort who keeps poor Lionel under her thumb, despite his best efforts to live his own life. Paquita (Diana Penalver) helps run her family's small grocery store. Her Grandmother (Davina Whitehouse) is a bit of a psychic, who predicts that Paquita will soon meet the man of her dreams. When Lionel comes in for groceries one day, all signs point toward him being the one that Grandma foretold, and Paquita begins to pursue Lionel as any rational young woman might.

Paquita convinces Lionel to take her to the zoo and the jealous Vera follows, only to be bitten by a "Sumatran Rat Monkey." A then feverish Vera convinces Lionel to help her serve lunch to a a couple on the board of the local Society she wants to join, with disastrous results:



Soon, Lionel's Mum is dead. But not for long. After locking zombie Mum and zombie Nurse MacTavish in the cellar, Lionel visits a local Nazi vet for some tranquilizers, hoping he can keep them under control:



Soon, all hell breaks loose as Vera escapes from the grave and starts turning all sorts of folks into zombies. And Lionel's disgusting Uncle Les shows up to claim his share of the family fortune. Naturally, zombie sex leads to a zombie baby, which Lionel for some reason (comic effect, of course), takes to the park for a day out:



"Hyperactive," indeed. After sleazy Uncle Les tries to blackmail him, Lionel cedes the estate. Les, completely unaware of what is actually going on, throws a party which ends up in a zombie massacre the likes of which few movies have attempted to portray:

Brain Dead is most certainly the only movie to feature a self-loving set of mobile intestines. Of course, the above scene also reveals the truth about Lionel's father's tragic death.

But the 'best' is yet to come. Lionel's Mum makes her triumphant return as a gigantic zombie, intent on putting Lionel in his place once and for all - back into her womb! But not before Lionel has dispatched the party zombies with a lawn mower:



I have since long worn out my imported VHS copy of Dead Alive/Brain Dead and replaced it with a DVD. If you've never seen this gem of a horror/comedy, I urge you to do so. Gorehounds, Zombie fans and comedy lovers will adore it; folks with weak stomachs and prurient attitudes will hate it and Jackson fans may be on the fence. No matter what you think about it, Dead Alive/Brain Dead remains the most over-the-top horror movies of all time. Which is why yours truly just adores it. By the way, it also features my single favorite line of dialogue ever written: "Your mother ate my dog!" I seriously would have considered paying to be able to utter that line on film.



More terrors, anon.
Prospero

Monday, June 29, 2009

More Movie Nonsense



Okay. Enough ranting for a while. I hope everyone had a terrific Pride weekend. Sadly, I attended only one official event this year - I was just too booked.
Anyway - let's get back to movie nonsense, shall we?

Fellow blogger and gay horror fan, JA over at MyNewPlaidPants, was going to the Asian Film Festival this weekend, in NYC. I posted my jealously on his blog because he got to see a movie I will have to wait to see on DVD, Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein Girl. I have posted about this outrageously gory and ridiculously plotted film before, but I came across some new footage a while back and have been just too damned busy to post it.
Just like the kaiju movies of the 50's and 60's, modern Asian horror seems to revel in being way over-the-top. Watching the trailers for VGVFG is like watching a cross between Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Andy Warhol's Dracula and I Survived a Japanese Game Show. It even manages to satirize Japan's obsession with suicide. Creepy, weird, gory and surreal, today's Japanese horror has moved away from the creepy and inexplicable terrors of Ringu (The Ring) and Kairo (Pulse) and onto the explicit (if ridiculous) gore of films like Machine Girl and Ghost VS Alien.
So, below you will find the newest clip (albeit a few weeks old) from Vampire Girl vs. Dracula Girl. Fair warning - it's weird, sick and filled with shots of spurting blood, bloody skulls and extreme wrist-cutting. Can't say you weren't warned...
I'm still waiting to hear what JA thought.
By the way - I'm getting new ink on my left calf for my upcoming birthday (D and I are going together), and I'll be posting a few different versions of what I have in mind and putting them up for vote. I can't promise that I'll actually end up with what you guys choose, but it will most definitely have an influence on my final decision.
And just in case I forget to say so, I hope you have a fabulous Holiday weekend this 4th.
More, anon.
Prospero