Monday, November 7, 2011

Cherokee Rose


SPOILER ALERT. If you haven't seen this week's episode of "The Walking Dead," read no further.

Now that Carl seems to be on the mend, and the others have arrived from the highway, the group at Herchel's farm hold a funeral for Otis. When Otis' widow asks Shane to speak, he is almost overcome with guilt, but manages to make his through a lie at the cairn they've built in Otis' memory.

Dale asks Maggie about water and she tells him there are several wells, pointing him to the one they use for the cattle and assuring him it's just as pure as the house well.  Daryl heads out to search for Sophia on his own, finding an abandoned house where she may have spent the night and an unusual flower growing outside.

Meanwhile, T-Bone and Dale are drawing water from the well when Dale looks in it and stops T-Bone from drinking a big ladle of water. It seems there is a 'swimmer' in the well - a bloated, water-logged Walker trapped at the bottom. Deciding that shooting the Walker will contaminate the well (if it isn't already), they try to lure it with a canned ham on a rope. When that doesn't work, they send Glenn down as live bait but the pump they're using as to hold the rope gives way and Genn is sent plunging down the well. They work feverishly to haul Glenn up and find that he managed to lasso the Walker, anyway. They pull the Walker up but it gets stuck halfway out and the bloated corpse rips in half, sending legs and offal back down where it came from, leaving the upper half to claw at them. T-Bone smashes the Walker's head in as Maggie turns away in disgust.

Glenn and Maggie are sent to retrieve medicine from the local pharmacy (and a special request from Lori), where the two have a very intimate moment ("You're not the only one who's lonely," Maggie tells him). Herchel tells Rick that once they find Sophia and Carl is well-enough to travel, they must leave but Rick later passionately entreats him to let the travelers stay. Herchel agrees to think about, if they all follow his rules (something I don't think will happen). 

Daryl brings a flower back to Carol, telling her the story of the Cherokee Rose, which supposedly grew from the tears of the Native American women on the infamous Trail of Tears, in an attempt to comfort her over the still-missing Sophia. Glenn and Maggie return and Lori sneaks off in the night to use the item she asked Glenn to be discreet about. It's a pregnancy test, which confirmed what I thought Jenner whispered into Rick's ear just before they escaped the CDC.

With only one (exceptionally gross) Walker kill and lots of sturm und drang, "Cherokee Rose" was an interesting though less-than-exciting episode (unless you count Daryl exploring the very creepy abandoned house). But I have faith that they're setting us up for some heart-pounding drama to end the demi-season. Much is being made online about how slowly the story is being told. Personally, I think that's a good thing. It only makes the major moments that much better and sets up some major plot twists yet to come.



"The Walking Dead" isn't the kind of show that resolves an issue every hour. Like "Lost;" "The Sopranos" and "Breaking Bad," it's taking its time to deliver major plot-point reveals so that when they do come, they are all that much more effective. Would you prefer that Scarlett learns everything about Rhett in the first 20 minutes of Gone With the Wind? I thought not.

More, anon.
Prospero

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Joey, Do You Like Movies About Gladiators?


Henry Cavill ("The Tudors" and the upcoming Superman re-boot Man of Steel) is Theseus  in Tarsem Singh's lavish take on Greek mythology The Immortals, opening next weekend.

Tarsem (as he likes to be known) directed one of the most interesting Sci-Fi movies of 2000, The Cell, about a child psychologist (Jennifer Lopez) who uses hypnotic techniques to enter the mind of a comatose serial killer (Vincent D'Onofrio). Using state-of-the-art effects, Tarsem manged to take us into a visual world we'd never seen before.

2006's The Fall was an epic fantasy as told by an injured stuntman in 1920's Hollywood. Critics were divided, though once again, Tarsem demonstrated a visual style unlike any other director working today.

Along with Cavill (who can be seen shirtless all over the web, these days), Immortals features Mickey Rourke; Frieda Pinto; Stephen Dorff; openly gay actor Luke Evans; John Hurt and Kellen Lutz. Dear D and I are currently trying to find a time this upcoming weekend to see this film. Once we have, you can be sure I'll be posting my review. That is of course, once I recover...

Below are the trailers for all of Tarsem's films.

The Cell:



The Fall:



Immortals:



Tarsems's next film is the 2012 untitled live-action version of Snow White, starring Julia Roberts; Armie Hammer; Sean Bean; Lily Taylor and Nathan Lane. I'm surprised he took on another film so quickly, given his usual 5 or 6 years between projects.

More, anon.
Prospero

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Some More Shameless Self Promotion


I can't believe it's already time for the JTMF Winter Event, featuring a staged radio play. To your left is the gorgeous poster for Charles Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol,' which will have 4 performances: December 2nd and 3rd at 8:00 PM and December 3rd and 4th at 2:00 PM. 

Anthony E. Palermo's adaptation features all the characters we know and love; Scrooge, Bob Cratchit, Tiny Tim and The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come, in a radio version with a live Foley (sound effects) crew.

The cast includes 8 JTMF regulars, including Dear D; K; Q; Matty; Maddie and (appearing in a JTMF show for the first time in 8 years), Uncle P himself as Marley, Fezziwig and the Ghost of Christmas Present. Tickets are $14 to $18 and can be purchased online at www.kelseyatmccc.org; by phone at 609-570-3333 or at the Kelsey box-office. Last year's production of It's a Wonderful Life sold out quickly, so order your tickets early to ensure the best seats.

Partial proceeds from our Winter Event benefit The Trevor Project, a toll-free 24-hour suicide prevention hot-line for LGBT and questioning youth. Our annual June production benefits The Open Arms Foundation; The James Tolin Memorial Scholarship at MCCC and The Trevor Project. Stay tuned for more information about our upcoming 10th Anniversary and our co-production with the MCCC Performing Arts Department of Hairspray (in which it is rumored that Uncle P will playing - God help me - Edna Turnblad).

Seriously, if you are in the Northeast, stop by to not only see a pretty terrific show, but help out some pretty terrific causes, as well. If can't attend, but want to help, you can always make a safe and secure donation via PayPal at www.jtmf.org, though we'd love to see your butt in one of our seats!



More, anon.
Prospero

Friday, November 4, 2011

Thursday's Turkey on Friday



Last weekend's snowstorm got me all mixed up, so I hope you'll forgive me for doing the usual Turkey Month Thursday Turkey on Friday, this week. And since I had already mentioned it in the post about The Innkeepers the other night, I thought I'd start with Ti West's direct-to-video Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever.

Eli Roth's 2002 directorial debut, Cabin Fever, was a funny and horrific homage to the genre about a group of college friends who rent a secluded cabin in the woods, only to be infected with a fast moving form of necrotizing faciitis (flesh eating bacteria). Gross,gory and often hilarious, Cabin Fever was a sleeper hit and gave Roth a career (though lately he's been acting, more than directing).

West's 2009 sequel... well, let's just say it lacks the finesse of the original. Rider Strong briefly returns as Paul (the original's only survivor), to find that he is also  infected. He wanders onto a highway and is promptly hit by a school bus whereupon he explodes like an overripe watermelon. Giuseppe Andrews also returns as party-hardy Deputy Winston, who tells the bus driver that he hit a moose. 


The story then moves on to a high school, where everyone is having angst about attending prom. Needless to say, the infected bottled water from the creek gets into the school and everyone is infected. Agents from a CDC-like organization try and quarantine the school as all sorts of mayhem breaks loose. There are exploding bodies; bloody vomit; amputations; ax attacks and even a nail-gun killing. The CDC-like group eventually gasses everyone in the school, but not before one girl escapes and goes to her job as a pole dancer, exposing her sore-covered breasts to the patrons who are apparently too drunk to notice.

What a mess. The 'humor' in the movie is barely passable as sophomoric, using unfunny sex jokes, homophobic entendres and just plain unfunny gross-outs. As for the cast of mostly* unknowns, I've seen more talented actors in back-water productions of The Fantastiks. The barely coherent screenplay byJoshua Malkin appears to have cobbled together from random ideas scribbled on diner napkins, while West seems to be simply going through the motions for a paycheck. To be perfectly honest, there is absolutely nothing worth recommending about Cabin Fever 2. I'm so glad I caught for free on FearNet.



*I hope "30 Rock" co-star Judah Friedlander doesn't count this movie among his "career highlights."

More, anon.
Prospero

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Can't Watch Again


I've been holding onto this post for a while now. Way back in May. AV Club did a piece on films that were too painful to watch more than once, though each of the participants admitted to having watched the films they were discussing more than one time.

For Uncle P, there is only one movie too painful and disturbing to watch a second time and that's David Fincher's 1995 serial killer horror/drama Se7en

Set in a crumbling, unnamed city where it rains all the time, Se7en concerns a serial killer named John Doe (Kevin Spacey) who is using the biblical Seven Deadly Sins as the basis for his crimes. Detectives Mills (Brad Pitt) and Somerset (Morgan Freeman) are on the case. Mills is the rookie, partnered with the near-to-retirement Somerset, who eventually befriends Mills' wife, Tracy (Gwyneth Paltrow).

As the case progresses and the two come closer to finding John Doe, the murders become more and gruesome. Five sins in, Doe turns himself over to the detectives, only to lead them to the scene of his last two murders which represent Pride and Wrath.I won't go into details here. If you seen the film, you know what I'm talking about. If not, see it and then try to erase its images from your brain...

From the opening credits of this movie, I found myself watching someone else's nightmare, something I'd only ever experienced before when I first saw Francis Ford Coppola's masterpiece Apocalypse Now. Fincher creates a mood unlike anything I'd ever seen and I left the theatre literally shaken by what I'd seen.

I own a copy of Se7en on DVD, though I don't believe I've ever opened the shrink wrap on it. And while I recently caught the last heavily-edited half-hour on basic cable, I don't think I could make through a full viewing again. Se7en features some amazing performances from it's A-List cast, but the images and themes of the movie make it the only brilliant film I have never been able to fully sit through twice.



What brilliant movie (if any) has so disturbed you that you could never watch again?

More, anon.
Prospero

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Innkeepers


Director Ti West made a splash with 2009's The House of the Devil, a about a baby sitter who takes the wrong job and which I have yet to see. Unfortunately, I did see Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever, West's Direct-to-Video sequel to Eli Roth's hilarious horror debut. Poor acting, bad special effects, lame sex jokes and a ridiculous plot made CB2 a movie definitely worth skipping. But House of the Devil was a critical darling of sorts, and all the buzz about his latest effort have me very curious.

The Innkeepers takes place during the last weekend of business of the Yankee Peddlar Inn, a supposedly haunted New England hotel. The hotel's last two employees, Claire (Sara Paxton) and Luke (Pat Healy), are determined to prove that the woman who reportedly haunts the hotel actually existed, and that the place is actually haunted. Kelly McGillis (Top Gun) makes a rare film appearance as a medium who claims she can help the amateur ghost hunters communicate with the spirits in the hotel.

Just about everything I've read about The Innkeepers has been positive. Those who've seen it say that it is a character-driven and atmospheric ghost tale with a measured pace and effective scares. Paxton appeared in 2009's remake of Last House on the Left and Healy has an extensive list of credits, including MagnoliaGhost World and The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

The trailer is spooky enough. I only hope the movie lives up to the hype. The Innkeepers is scheduled for a February 2nd, 2012 release.



More, anon.
Prospero

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Save the Last One


At the end of the last episode of "The Walking Dead," Carl was in need of surgery; Shane and Otis were trapped at the high school FEMA center and Sophia was still missing. As always, if you haven't seen this episode yet, Spoilers Ahead.

'Save the Last one' opens with Shane shaving his head in a bathroom as Rick re-tells Lori a story about one of Shane's high school exploits while the two watch over Carl.

Back at the highway, no one is able to sleep. Andrea practices loading a gun clip as Carol whimpers over Sophia and Daryl is kept awake by all the noise. Daryl decides to go a for a walk and Andrea joins him, in the hope that Sophia will see the light of their flashlights. Carol joins Dale atop the RV to keep watch. Glenn and T-Bone arrive at the Greene farm, where T-Bone gets his arm stitched as Glenn attempts to pray for the first time. Maggie admits to Glenn that she has lost her faith, telling him "You have to make it okay for yourself."

At the FEMA station, Shane and Otis are trapped by Walkers atop the folded up bleachers. Shane sees a window which he can use to escape and Otis takes off as a decoy so Shane can get out. After taking out a few Walkers, Shane drops 20 feet to the ground, injuring his ankle.

In the woods, Andrea and Daryl come upon a Walker who hanged himself. Trapped in the tree with his legs devoured, the Walker angrily tries to get at them. Andrea asks Daryl to kill it, but he doesn't want to waste the ammo. He finally agrees to shoot it if she'll answer a question: "Does she want to live?" She gives him a non-answer and he shoots the Walker, complaining about the waste of an arrow.

As Carl's condition worsens, Lori tells Rick that Carl may actually be better off dead, saying that Jacqui (who committed suicide in the CDC explosion) no longer has to worry about living in a world gone mad. Carl awakens briefly, telling Lori about how beautiful the deer was and Rick uses that to convince her that Carl should live. 

Shane makes his way back to the truck, joined by Otis, who managed to escape the Walkers that had been chasing him. Pursued by more Walkers, they count their ammo to find only 9 rounds left between them.

Carl has a seizure and Herchel tells them they must make a decision; let Carl die or risk surgery without the ventilator that Shane and Otis went to the FEMA station to retrieve. Lori consents, but just as they lift Carl onto the operating table, Otis' truck pulls up with Shane and the needed respirator. Shane tells them Otis didn't make it and Herchel insists they wait until after the surgery to tell Otis' wife. 

At the RV, Andrea and Daryl return, empty-handed. Dale gives Andrea her gun back and asks her to forgive him for taking her choices away back at the CDC. She tells him him she's trying.

The surgery works and Rick and Herchel deliver the bad news to Otis' wife, while a shell-shocked Shane checks on Lori and Carl. A grateful Lori invites him to stay, but he leaves and Maggie directs him to the shower, giving him fresh clothes that once belonged to Otis. As the shower water heats, Shane notices a chunk of his hair is missing and as he desperately searches the bathroom, he flashes back to the last few moments at the FEMA station. Desperate to escape, Shane shot Otis in the leg and Otis tore out a chunk of Shane's hair in his own desperate attempt to keep going. Shane took the equipment Otis had been carrying and leaves him as a distraction for the walkers. Shane eventually finds electric clippers in a bathroom cabinet and shaves his head to hide the evidence of his crime, though he could have blamed it on a Walker.

Wow. A particularly intense episode, 'Save the Last One' left us wondering what more can wrong. Sophia is still missing and an already less-than-stable Shane has committed murder (partially in an attempt to assuage his guilt about the affair with Lori). I hope Sophia will be found safe and sound, though I have my doubts.



Remember, November is Turkey Month here at Caliban's Revenge. Each Thursday I'll talking about a particularly bad movie, while getting back to my usual nonsense the rest of the week.

More, anon,
Prospero