The Gayest Thing You'll See This Week

This clip is probably not safe for most workplaces, but guys, honestly, wouldn't you if you could? (via)

I love "Nip/Tuck," but often forget it's on (and already have too many things in my DVR qeue to watch as it is).

More, anon.

Prospero

DVD Review: "Death Race"

As far as this reviewer is concerned, any time Jason Statham gets naked is a cause for celebration. In Death Race, director Paul W.S. Anderson's update of Roger Corman's classic Death Race 2000, Statham plays Jensen Ames, a former race car driver of the future, framed for the murder of his wife and sent to prison where he is offered a chance for freedom if he will replace the popular, though recently deceased "Frankenstein" in the prison's televised "Death Race." Joan Allen (what the hell is she doing this movie?) plays the ruthless Warden Hennessey and Ian McShane (HBO's "Deadwood") is Frankenstein's top mechanic, Coach. Sadly, Statham isn't naked nearly enough for my taste... sigh...

Best known for schlocky tripe like Resident Evil and Aliens vs. Predator, Anderson can never be accused of making 'art.' His movies are loud and vulgar, and none so much as this one. The action is over-the-top, the plot completely ridiculous (and almost totally ripped off from the equally silly The Running Man) and the acting is secondary to the crashes, explosions and bloodshed. As with most movies in which Statham appears, it's best to put your brain in neutral and just go along for the ride. And while that ride may be fun while it lasts, it will leave little, if any, impression once it's over. * (One Star).

Coming Soon

Okay, so I've given you my Best and Worst Movies of 2008. But what's coming up in 2009? Well, lots of stuff. There are some very exciting (and much-anticipated) movies planned for release in the coming year, and in tomorrow's post, I'll be sharing the 18 films I most want to see in 2009. There will be lots of trailers, info and maybe even a morsel of gossip or two. So stayed tuned.

As always, more of this, anon.
Prospero

The Other Gift I Didn't Get

OK - this product's name alone is worth the price. (via)

DVD Review: "Ghost Town"

There are a lot of movies titled Ghost Town. IMDb lists at least 6 others, dating back as far as 1936. However, only one is a romantic comedy.

Ricky Gervais (creator of the original British version of "The Office") is Bertram Pincus, a rather disagreeable dentist with a Manhattan apartment two buildings away from his office and no discernable social life. Hell, he barely even knows the dentist with whom he shares an office. Then a routine colonoscopy ends up killing him for 7 minutes, and when he finally wakes up, he can see dead people.

And hear and interact with them. But he wants nothing to do with the dead, either. The fact that the dead people all have unfinished business on earth and want him to help them finish it, makes him all the more crazy. Greg Kinnear (As Good As it Gets; Nurse Betty) is the ghost of Frank, a lout whose widow, Gwen (Tea Leoni) is about to remarry, and he wants Pincus to stop the wedding. Pincus agrees, but only because Frank has promised he'll make the other ghosts leave him alone in exchange for the favor.

Pincus promptly attempts to woo anthro-archaeologist Gwen, despite the fact that her fiance (yummy Billy Campbell) is a tall, handsome and philanthropic human rights lawyer. What follows is probably the year's most delightful and unexpected romantic comedy.

Gervais is the perfect curmudgeon, whose life until now has been unhappy and uneventful. Leoni redeems herself for the almost unforgivable Fun with Dick and Jane, while Kinnear continues to prove why he deserved to transition from basic cable (E!'s "Talk Soup") to the big screen. Also on hand are SNL's brilliant Kristen Wiig as a tan-obssessed surgeon and Alan Ruck (Ferris Beuller's Day Off) as a grieving Ghost Dad. The script by David Keopp (Jurassic Park; Panic Room; Spider-Man), who also directed, is perfect fodder for Gervais' hopeful misanthrope and Keopp's direction never gets in the way of telling the story. While there may not be many laugh-out-loud-till-it-hurts moments, this sentimental fool did get a tiny case of the sniffles at the end. All-in-all, a sweet and funny film with a terrific cast and some of the best shots of Manhattan in the fall that you'll ever see on film. *** (Three Stars)

Happy New Year!

I hope everyone had a safe and fun New Year's Eve. I wish you all health, wealth and happiness in 2009.

I'll be back with my first DVD review of 2009, Ghost Town, tomorrow.

Prospero

Best Movies of 2008

It's the last day of the year, so I thought it appropriate to post my choices for the Best Movies of 2008. As I've said before, unlike 'professional' movie critics, I don't get to see every movie that comes out (as much as I'd like to), so I can only offer my opinions on movies I actually saw this year. Some I've commented on or reviewed before. Others are getting their first mention here. In any case, here are the 10 Best Movies I saw this year:

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10. TEETH

Previously reviewed on my Best Horror Movies list, Teeth is one of those movies that stays with you long after you've seen it; inviting all sorts of questions about morality, resposibility and sexuality. Highly disturbing and often very amusing. Michael Lichtenstein's feminist parable is a film you won't soon forget.

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9. CLOVERFIELD

Like The Blair Witch Project a few years ago, many patrons at showings of Cloverfiled were made nauseous by the film's hand-held camera work. But producer J.J. Abrams (Lost; Fringe) and director Matt Reeves put together one hell of a monster movie. Combining the best elements of classic Japanese kaiju movies with exciting special effects and some truly human moments of terror and despair, Cloverfield was an internet sensation long before it hit local cineplexes, and proved that giant monster movies don't have to be as stupid as the 1999 remake of Godzilla.

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8. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (Lat den ratte komma in)

First, I must apologize for the lack of subtitles in that clip, but I am so tired of posting trailers all the time. Second, let me say that this is probably one of the most original, chilling and atmospheric vampire movies ever made. If Bergman made horror movies (and some would say he did), this would have been one of them. Forget Twilight (yeuch!). For a truly great vampire film, see Let the Right One In.

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7. TROPIC THUNDER

Ben Stiller can be incredibly funny or horribly lame. Lucky for us, his send up of Hollywood stereotypes, co-written with Justin Theroux, is incredibly funny. Terrific performances from Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey, Jr. and Tom Cruise (yes, I know) and a bitingly satiric script add up to one of the year's funniest films.

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6. HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY

Director Guillermo del Toro brought us my pick for 2007's Best Film, Pan's Labyrinth. In his follow-up to Hellboy, he treats us to a visual orgy, employing both CGI and physical effects to create the most eye-popping film of the year. Personally, I can't wait for his Hobbit movies and his planned take on H.P. Lovecraft's 'At the Mountains of Madness.'

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5. IN BRUGES

Writer/Director Martin McDonagh makes murder funny in this hilarious little film starring Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson as hitmen sent to a small, picturesque town in Belgium to await their next assignment from boss Ralph Fiennes. This often over-looked comedy deserves to be seen by wider audiences. Hopefully, DVD and word-of-mouth will help turn this quirky and very funny film into the cult classic it deserves to be.

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4. IRON MAN

Director Jon Favreau helped re-start Robert Downey, Jr's career and made a Superhero movie for people other than just fanboys. Funny, exciting, romantic and just plain fun, Iron Man is also the first movie over which Marvel Comics had full creative control. Let's hope it's the start of a trend from the fledgling studio.

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3. MILK

I blogged about the importance of Milk before I saw it. I managed to sneak away to matinee last week and must admit that I was simply blown away by it. Hit-or-miss director Gus Van Sant has hit a home run with his partially fictionalized account of Harvey Milk's rise to public office in San Francisco; his fight for gay rights in that city and his assisnation at the hands of fellow City Councilman, Dan White. Amazing performances from Sean Penn; Josh Brolin; James Franco; Victor Garber and Stephen Spinella are icing on the cake.

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1. WALL-E/THE DARK KNIGHT

Yes, it's a tie. I simply couldn't choose.

Pixar's Wall-E is an amazing warning about rampant consumerism while still managing to be a delightful romantic comedy, all without a single line of dialog for the first half-hour. Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin and Dolly Levi would all be so proud.

As for The Dark Knight, I refuse to write more than I have to about Christopher Nolan's chaotic and brilliant entry into the Batman franchise which, finally, fully took the Superhero movie out of the hands of fanboys and into the hands of an auteur. The late Heath Ledger may have gotten all teh praise, but The Dark Knight also features some terrific performances from Michael Caine as Alfred and Aaron Eckhart as Harvey "Two-Face" Dent. Not to mention one of the best and most terrifying CGI FX in movie history (Dent's scarred face).

Well, what a year for movies, eh? Superheroes ruled, vampires rocked, gay folks refused to stay silent and a little trash-compacting robot stole our hearts. I hope at least one of your favorites is on my list. If not, maybe next year.

I wish you all the happiest and healthiest of New Years! See you at the movies!

As always, more of this, anon.

Prospero